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This one’s a gem… seems a certain glamourous gal – the kind you certainly would take home to meet your mOther – was so dressed to the nines that she was… well, breathtaking! But what was keeping her together? Had she been poured into that outfit? Was it all held together with sticky tape? Or was it an illusion, a mere trick of shiny surfaces? None of the above – turns out she was held together by bobby pins! Yes, when this certain Miss hit a certain party she decided to relax, have a(nother) well deserved sip of champagne and pull out her bobby pins – pop, off she went, passing out on the floor. Glamourous. Truly glamourous. Tea anyone? (more…)

Gossip! Good gossip… really good gossip. The 2008 Pride Festival was recently launched and, oh my… the trouble some youngsters got themselves into. So much so that the apparent after-parties were something to marble at… sorry, marvel at. Ooops, got my lines mixed up. And yes, it was at one of these after-parties that a certain editor apparently had a nap – or is the correct phrase ‘passed out’? Well, you get that if you’re gonna fill your fishbowl to the top. Ah… Perthonalities behaving badly – loves it! (more…)

Hello m’dears, mOther here!

Seems another friend of Dorothy’s – I’m thinking of the big feline variety –got a ruby red slipper up the clacker this month and consequently booted from the home of party… but one isn’t really surprised by that. I wonder if they’re having a good whine about it? To be sure, to be sure it was amusing, but not quite as amusing as the next pearler… (more…)

Hello m’dears, mOther’s queer – clearly. But seriously, how are we all little ones? Good? Good.

STYLEAID – wasn’t it just fantastic?! Few little pull ups though – unless you’re a girl, running around with half a chicken’s arse glued to your face isn’t fashion, it’s just sad. Especially if you’re going to go in a shirt and pants – ho-hum, yawn – boring! Neither is not washing your hands after you pee a cool thing! Nor has it even been! And I don’t care whose beau you are, wash those damn hands after handling your murkin! But on a plus note – the clothes! Fabulous. Good to see Material Boy up there, especially with all the personal dilemmas currently occurring. It was also nice to see Str3z actually wearing clothes for once too. And congratulations to WAAC for raising so much damn cash! (more…)

Hello m’dears, mOther here!

First off, congratulations to Miss Vene-Mous of the stunned mullet haircut and foghorn voice who won – yes, won – Death By Drag at Connections Night club. By all reports her make-up did improve drastically by the end of the comp’ (a little shading never hurts does it darl’) and now one hopes she goes out and gets new hair with the cash prize she took home. Yes, the stunned mullet dates so quickly. The mullet, it ain’t even a Gucci…! (more…)

Hello m’dears, mOther here!

Oh, I’m sorry… are you looking for gossip? Well, you’ve certainly come to the right place. Yes, there be gossip here. But first? The low down from around town.

The STYLEAID Photographic Exhibition sashays into The Turner Gallery on Friday, June 6. It’s a brief tease before the main event on Friday July 18 – yes, STYLEAID is coming folks (www.styleaid.com.au). How fabulous will you look? (more…)