You: Have gone from the Pink Palaces and drunken stumblings home from Connies in the 90’s to – ten broken hearts and a real and respectable job later – the Castle of today

Me: Nestled between the Albany Bell Castle itself and the river in the castle grounds, I’m a superb apartment perfect for the idyllic gay lifestyle. Low maintenance, with Blanco appliances and way-better-than-anything-your-ex-ever-had river views of course. With my French-style shutters everyday we spend together will remind you of holidaying on the Riviera.

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Your typical real estate agent would describe me as ‘rare as hen’s teeth’ (a much over used saying) but in this case they would not be far from wrong. Low maintenance, charming and affordable – a perfect match doesn’t come along everyday, and to find another in Mt Lawley and on the river would be a tall asking.

Worth more than just a first date, bring on the moving van and the civil union!

• Asking $489,000 – $529,000.
• Address: 3/3 Thirlmere Road, Mount Lawley
• Agency: Homestead Realty Rep: Andrew Martin 0403 359 442