@GreenJ
Rudd to finish knitting the kangaroo, awkward.
Who knows what skills he’s had time to learn while on the back bench.
@annabelcrabb
I am certain Mr Rudd will have a plan for filling Sen Conroy’s shoes. Possibily with cement.
The ABC’s online political commentator is the Queen of the one-liner.
@taylorswift13
@KimKardashian @kanyewest Yo I’m happy for you and imma let you finish but Beyonce had one of the best labors of all time.
This made our day. How does revenge feel, Swifty?
Fat Amy @Relatable
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I’m a victoria’s secret model. It’s such a secret that not even victoria knows.
One of our many favourite quotes from this character.
@lindsaylohan
Why did I get put in jail and a nickelodeon star has had NO punishment(s) so far?
She’s got a point…
@TomCBallard
Feeling down? Simply imagine the present as a scene in a movie about the future from the past. You’ll feel cool.
We gave it a go… can’t say it worked.
@AmandaBynes
If I don’t like you I don’t want you to be happy and I’ll go out of my way to hurt you.
Oh Bynes, you keep these child-star-gone-crazy tweets rolling.
@RubyRose1
Unfortunately I just can’t watch this season masterchef I hate the boys vs girls format. Everyone seems to settle into stereotypes.. too much
We agree!
@MagdaSzubanski
Why does #Kurt from #Glee always dress like a neo-Nazi poster boy???
Magda, you should KNOW not to hate on Kurt from Glee.
