Which drag darling has gone and got herself a new face? Not like in Face/Off with John Travolta or Nicholas Cage. No, seems this belle went all international jetsetter to get a little love done. And the results? Twenty years younger…!
Summer Cielo happens for the final time this summer. It’s a huge dance party taking place at Next Generation in Kings Park (a very fine gym… mOther knows best… because she just joined!) from 6pm until midnight and then jumps venue to continue on at Connections from midnight until 5am. Summer Cielo at Next Generation incorporates a pool, dance floor and promises to be hot. But making it even hotter will be the appearance of Midnight Shift resident DJ Juan Valesco. With support from DJ Seb Sharp, things are set to be wet and wild and a little bit kinky in the pool and on the dance floor. Once the party moves across town to Connections, the hottest hotspot in town will unveil its new shower podium. Yes, get even wetter than wet when the club soothes your summer burn in the wildest way possible. But that’s not all. To add to the palatable sex appeal of the night there will be a guest appearance from worldofmen.com pornstar Collin O’Neal, with a chance for you to win a Collin O’Neal DVD box set featuring some of his biggest and best bits. All you need to go into the draw is your Summer Cielo ticket. Where to get them? Log on to www.summercielo.com or visit Travelworld Inglewood, 803 Beaufort Street. Tickets are $80 each.
It’s time to get a little True Blue with The Court Hotel. It seems nothing is more Australiana than a Sunday Session… well, besides cheese and vegemite pizza, a couple of meat pies and some sangers. There will be live bands belting out the tunes and paying tribute to Aussie rock from 4pm. It all happens Sunday January 24.
Seems the day after Monday January 25 is the public holiday to end all public holidays. But before that happens there’s a Convict Party at The Court on the Monday night. Yes, get back to your criminal roots and get ready to run around with a dash of scurvy. Dress as a criminal or a cop and watch out for the wardens and their crazy fines. Elsewhere and there are shoot outs and an interrogation room to end all interrogation rooms. This is sure to be wild and crazy. For full event listings check out www.thecourt.com.au.
Remember Mel B? She was a Spice Girl right? No! She used to be one of the reigning DJs on the scene, all hair extensions and hand sewn into her latest couture outfit. Well, wherever the bitch has been, it appears the bitch is back. Or at least that’s how Connections are tagging her reappearance behind the decks on Monday January 25: The Bitch Is Back. And how! There will be more hair, more hand sewing and more boobs than a day at the beach with Baywatch. Getting toey with DJ Mel B will be the likes of Johnni P and Brian Edwards, who between them have spunky and sideways all wrapped up. Outside and DJs Craig, Rob and Dave will spill out the city tunes. Spice up your life this Australia Day Eve!
Australia Day at The Court is crammed full of fireworks, the kind that will see The Court explode with fun and such. There’s a Dame Edna stand up show so make sure you have some crazy glasses on hand. Oh and get ready to grab gladiolas, possums. There’s live bands and a lamington eating competition at 6pm with prizes galore up for grabs. Strewth! Oh and don’t forget the fireworks explosion… apparently it’s going to be bigger than Uluru. And that’s big.
January 30 is time for Pornstar Babylon at Connections Nightclub. Never been? You simply must. The club is transformed into an industrial den of devilish delights with chains and the like making it all incredibly sensual. This time, think Amazonian paradise with glistening bodies, strapping legs and steaming fun. There will be plenty of porn star action, particularly with the appearance of Collin O’Neal making it a night where shirts are sure to come off and pants may possibly drop. DJs Cinnamon, Rueben and Brian Edwards will dish it up in the main room while Dave, Mandy and Joby will spin it out loud and proud on La Terrace.
Now go and be good little terrors and have fun.
Love you like I love a hairy lip,
mOther
xoxoxox
