Forty one artists are taking part in Eurovision this year, we’ve listen to every single song and given them each the briefest of reviews from ‘beautiful’ to ‘quirky’, ‘camp’ and ‘operatic’

Painful

Katie Perry

Quirky

Stand Out

Camp

Billie Piper

Snooze

Drawn Out

Forgettable

Cute

Twee

Uplifting

Club

Epic

Stop

Nope

Ballad

Whistle

Bondage

Radio

Operatic

Hot

Annoying

Awful

Twerk

Standard

Jeans West

#metoo

Aqua

Tatu

WAAPA Graduates

Kate Bush

Huge

Na

Fast forward

Chill

Parkour

Gospel

Ricky Martin

Beautiful

Brexit

SBS will broadcast the first Semi Final featuring Kate Miller- Heidke on Wednesday 15 May, 5am (AEST) Semi Final 2 is on Friday 17 May, 5am (AEST) while the Grand Final is on Sunday 19 May, 5am (AEST). They will also be repeated in the evening.

OIP Staff