Oh c’mon – are you really all so dull that there’s nothing to sling about you? Any of you? I mean… seriously. Well, there is the story about the dresses a certain former someone made for some supermodels, and instead of couture they apparently produced K-Mart. No… wait… intangible was the best description mOther heard: yes, they were very Intangible. Thank god for G.I fashion experts on hand to make the intangible tangible. The supermodels now look like supermodels.

Seems The Queen of The Court should come with the tag line ‘And The Judges Have Claws’. Val, honestly, after Annabel threw ice at you… well, you should’ve eaten her. I understand why you didn’t though – no one cares for the taste of trash do they? But back to the comp – Queen of The Court happens every Thursday at The Court (clearly) with the winner appearing on The Court’s Pride Float. This week they have to put makeup on live onstage in under 20 minutes. Surely five minutes would be far more entertaining.

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Trick at Geisha kicks off this Thursday with an awesome line-up featuring Lara, Frankie Button and Joby. Oh wait… it’s an invite only event. Well… best you be checking your inboxes for invites!

Stand Up 4 Street Kids is an annual fundraiser comedy gala which takes place at The Hyde Park Hotel on Saturday October 18. Expect to see the likes of Werzel, Laura Davis, John Robertson, Josh Makinda, Andrew Gannon, Joel Creasey, Nellie Wight, Zack Adams plus others all making your sides split. Tickets are available now from BOCS with funds going to Perth Inner City Youth Services (PICYS).

Supermodels Famous! appears at Connections Nightclub this Saturday October 18th for the final time. Watch Vene-Mous, Giselle, GlamourPuss, Delta, Sheila, Val and Dita work it like they’ve never worked it before. Yes, there is a fashion to their passion.

Devilles Pad over on Aberdeen Street is the perfect place if you like your parties a little satanic. They have Disco Diavolo this Saturday with Disco Donnie, Claude Marauder and Val Uptuous hitting the stage. Then at the end of the month it’s Halloween on Friday October 31st as they present their Satanic Ball. Dress glamour, gore or satanic chic as the The Breadmakers from Melbourne appear on stage.

Saturday October 25th is Pride night, and where better to celebrate Pride than at The Official Pride After-Party at Connections Nightclub. This evening is going to be huge as they transform the carpark and surrounding alley to create a lush outdoor area. It’ll feature a huge fairy tale tree plus live café action thanks to Urbanistar. Elsewhere, and Vanessa Wagner and Cindy Pastel will be flying in to host the party. They’ll be joined by a whole bunch of other living legends which will include Strykermeyer and Lizzy Chirpsworth. Add three huge shows, three areas to dance the night away in plus the likes of Sydney’s DJ Kate Monroe headlining and you can sure where you’ll be on Pride night. Tickets are on sale now and are $25 for Pride members and $30 for non-members and available from Connections, Planet Video, Rokeby Records, Mills Records and online here until midnight October 24th. Door sales on the night will be $35 for everyone.

Elsewhere and The Potbellez will be playing at The Court Hotel along with a whole heap of street theatre and DJs. Tickets to this huge street party are selling fast.

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