Miss Katherine is frazzled after taking afternoon tea with the irreverently naughty yet lovable rebel of Perth’s drag community, Miss Angelina Holy Shit, to discuss dancing, music and fun!

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Miss Angelina, welcome to my parlour!

I’ll ask the questions around here, thank you very much! Can I have a line please?

[cough].. [gasp].. Don’t be so outrageous!

What do you think about what I am wearing? It is a crusty top but I am covering it up with this cotton scarf. I don’t need a label, the only label I need is myself – Angelina Holy Shit! It’s not what I wear that makes me fabulous!

Where do you live?

That’s a dumb question!

What’s your favourite flower?

Don’t you think Sheila is so hot? She’s my favourite drag queen because she is much more of a dog than I am. I really look up to her and respect her.

So, what is your favourite flower?

…pansy…

Where do you live?

Where do you want me to live?

[Eyes glazing over]… [getting frazzled]…

I live with my Mummy, she takes me to work everyday because we work together. I work as a cook as a cook in a child care centre.

… Really?

…Yeah…

Oh cool, and who is your favourite drag queen?

Sheila is my favourite drag queen because she is much more of a dog than I am, I really look up to her and respect her.

[getting more frazzled] And how long have you been doing drag?

Oh I dunno, how long is a line?

[really annoyed] Answer the question!

Ha ha, um, two or three years? Something like that.

Is that all? Do you have a drag mother?

I look to everyone, anyone who will give me advice on being a drag queen that will make me better.

And you are working for Connections at the moment?

I know Connections is so much hotter than The Court at the moment, The Court is so boring. I am podium dancing at Connections at the moment so if you see me dancing on the podium pleeease don’t talk to me.

What is your favourite colour?

Whatever colour I am wearing.

[eyes rolling] Answer the question…

That’s an answer isn’t it? Okay, electric blue because that is the colour I wore most recently.

Now you have put me off! My column has a format, it does not change for anybody, everybody answers the same questions – that’s the way the column runs. Now, what is your favourite food?

Sorry. Okay, I am a good cook but my favourite is steak… I love meat.

Favourite saying?

‘I am Angelina Holy Shit and you’re not so suck sh*t and f*ck off’

Do you have a nicer favourite saying?

No.

That’s it! Finish your cake and get out!