“Why isn’t there a straight pride parade? Probably the same reason there aren’t soup kitchens for rich people.”

Internet Personality Davey Wavey

“Everyone should live within the rules… If not, we’d be like the monkeys that swing in the trees.”

Horacio Cartes, Paraguay’s new president comparing gays to monkeys.

“The court says it is in certain limited circumstances, but you know what that [homosexual] behavior does? It cuts your life by about 20 years.”

Virginian conservative, Bob Marshall.

“They use carrots, they use bananas, they use cucumbers, and other metallised ones, and they put them insides themselves…because they are not normal.”

Martin Ssempa, Ugandan Pastor

“Attention all homophobic idiots: if you’re not attractive to straight women, you’re probably not attractive to gay men. You can unclench now”.

T-Pain.

“A Reverend in my electorate has said that ‘the gay onslaught will start the day after this bill is passed.’ Sir, we are really struggling to understand what the gay onslaught will look like. We don’t know if it’ll come down the Pakuranga Highway as a series of troops or whether it will be a gas that flows in over the electorate and blocks us all in.”

T-Maurice Willaimson, New Zealand politician during the debate on same sex marriage.