What’s your Dad’s name?
Ken.
What’s your favourite noise?
Sex noises.
What’s in your glove box?
Napkins and condoms, that sounds really bad.
How many pairs of shoes do you own?
I don’t know, not many.
How often do you shave?
Every two or three days.
What’s your drink of choice?
Beer or bourbon.
What’s your favourite animal?
I don’t have one, dogs?
What floats your boat?
Men.
Who would you have sex with?
Paul Walker, Paul Walker, oh my god. Fast and furious, Paul Walker.
Funniest place you have sex?
At work, I can’t say where though! Just, at work (laughs).
Favourite position?
What if my mother reads this?! Doggie.
What’s your natural hair colour?
Ginger!
What’s your favourite pizza topping?
Chicken and bacon.
Favourite song of all time?
Satisfaction, but not the Mick Jagger version.
What do you think aliens look like?
I don’t know, they’re little green men!
Who was the last person to see you naked?
The nineteen year old guy I slept with last night. He’s twenty soon I swear.
