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Ben Cousins should be ashamed of himself for ruining a body even lesbians loved with a hideous tattoo believed to be ‘such is life’ across his abdomen. We liked him better when the Eagles were winning and he was and looking pretty flying high!
The 1010 most gullible women in Sydney
We all knew someone would fall for it, but 1010 women turning up to Bondi Beach in a bikini to break a world record that never existed – c’mon! How did they pull that one off?
Where were the fashion police?
The fashion police certainly weren’t at the Brownlow Medal count. Who made that diamond encrusted G-string for Nathan Buckley’s wife to wear above her white frock? And they weren’t at the Twenty20 World Cup either. Grey body suits with yellow muscle shirts was a complete disaster for the Australian Team. If you need proof, just see the tournament results!
Overlooked
The Matilda’s World Cup performance mirrored the men’s team, so why didn’t they have people chanting in the streets? After all, we didn’t even have to wake up in the middle of the night for the women’s games…
All dressed up and no one to go with
We were all pretty impressed that Jimmy Bartel took a man as his date for his victorious Brownlow Medal night. It’s just a shame Bartel actually has a girlfriend who wasn’t in the country – wonder if she knows?
