Lady Gaga (@ladygaga):
‘thanksgiving story: woke up for leftovers in kitchen (naked)- stumbled on security camera revealing 35 monsters in my garage #why #iloveu’

Rainn Wilson (@RainnWilson):  ‘SITCOM IDEA: “Whitehouse Mates”. Mitt and Obama TIE & have to share the Whitehouse & govern together. Also, one is gay.’

Boy George (@BoyGeorge):

‘Snobbery comes from all sides! Posh and council!’

Hannah Gadsby (@Hannahgadsby):

‘I burnt my porridge and now sadness will cling to the metaphorical ribs of my day.’

Tyler Oakley (@TylerOakley):

‘I’m sorry, @MittRomney, you’re no longer in the running to become America’s Next Top President.

Ricky Gervais (@rickygervais):

‘The magic and beauty of reality is more than enough. Get as much as you can before you die because there’s no seconds.’

Russell Brand (@rustyrockets):

‘On my way to #PerthArena, first comic to play there. And last – the finale involves clumsy pyrotechnics.’