Aries
Like a pig at a trough, so is the nesting bird. Or… the fat ram wham bam’s the opportunity it sees inside its Vietnam. If so, then why not… baa baa black sheep have you any peeps? Huh? What? Put simply, Sheepie, you’re looking at expanding your paddock and filling it with nice tufts of grass. You’re keeping yourself stupidly busy acquiring and ticking off the boxes on your lists. All this makes you very lively indeed. Keep it up and you’ll be singing in the ewes.
Taurus
Paint, twirl, interpretative dance your way through June. Ah, yes, don a tu-tu you you cute little bull and get ready to use some expressive spirit fingers. Best bit? Apart from the dance solo? You have attraction on your side! Seems animal magnetism comes to the fore around the 20th, while elsewhere hobbies and classes seem to fulfill you in ways you couldn’t imagine. Hell… even prospective employers can’t resist you.
Gemini
We’re watching you. We’re all watching you! Yes, it seems you are the centre of attention this month dear Gemini. As usual. But it seems that for all the performance you are putting on, there’s a load more action happening behind the scenes. Get your rest. Burn out is possible with these stars, even though it won’t feel like it at the time. Oh, and do like the government and get your budget in order… albeit not with the vast undercurrent of deficient.
Cancer
If May was the month for economic stimulus (oh thank you K. Rudd, but seriously, we still don’t like you) then June is the month of social stimulation. Yes, stick your fingers in a proverbial socket of stimulation and get ready to run around. There’s so much happening that you’re a veritable whirlwind, bigger and better than any paltry $900 handout. But you know what they say about gift horse’s and their mouths? Yeah, no… neither do I.
Leo
Grrrr. Get your fur on. It’s time to sharpen those claws. Why? Because it’s all getting a little bit competitive at work. So much so that you’re like a cat on a hot tin roof. Wait – you are a cat. And this is a hot tin roof! And there’s a fiddler?! And oh my god, I don’t have any other clichés to draw reference from. Phew. Status quo aren’t just a band either. Seems it’s something that’s going to go by the way side on after the full moon on the 7th. If I knew a Status Quo song, I’d start riffing fun fun fun on my green tambourine… but luckily I don’t.
Virgo
So serious! All the time, walking around, head held high, fretting and mumbling and ticking off boxes and checking everything three times… at the least. Sounds like you doesn’t it! Well, guess what: June is all about kicking up your heels! You’ll surprise everyone with your newfound playful attitude. In fact, you could almost have the title of ‘life of the party’… but only for this month, and this month only. Oh, and nice heels by the way. Loves.
Libra
Whoa, look who’s a little intense this month. Mind you, ‘intense’ is usually your little name, ain’t it. Your big name is ‘OHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGOD’ said as you froth at the mouth and attempt to multitask but merely pull off the look of flailing your limbs. Madly. Well, it’s more of the same. However, amid this chaos will be genuine moments of transcendence above and beyond the ordinary that will buoy your travels. Yes, watch out for real life poetry in your life… and take the time to read it.
Scorpio
Ugh. It’s another month, and yes, you’re still in it. Sigh. Things will heat up between you and someone close this month. Whether that’s in a spicy way or a chili (read ‘chilly’) way is unclear. What is clear is that you’ll be attracting love while putting personal plans on the back burner. Prepare for a heady month, one where you won’t know whether you are coming or going.
Sagittarius
Seems you too will have to put your personal plans on the back burner. It seems that you, like most of us, will have to attend to the needs and wants of everyone. And just as the demands rocket, so does your personality. Seems everyone wants a bit of you, and it’s not all in a bad way either Get ready for finances to get a little tense toward the end of the month. Seems all the stimulation is starting to dry up!
Capricorn
Pick yourself up of the bottom of the dank deep sea, dear Sea-Goat. Seems the waves of fortune are washing over you again, but perhaps they would like to see you drown too. It’s a delicate balancing act of ebb and flow, glug and gulp and this month. Reorganise your paper work and prepare to get your house in order. You’re moving into a new cycle at the end of the month, one where you aren’t the centre of attention anymore (thank god) but rather the wants and needs of others are. Who knows, selfless could possibly suit you… if you have the guts to give up certain ways.
Aquarius
Home is where your heart is this month. Whether you are relocating or sprucing up, fact of the matter is you have home comforts on the mind. Particularly with winter (finally) shedding itself across our city streets. Do some repairs. Put up some shelves. Get into a nook or cranny, but not a granny, because that’s just sick. Reorganise and you will be content all the way through the winter months… which at this rate will see you through to next Wednesday!
Pisces
Just like Taurus you are a whirl of self-expression. For the simple fact that you are the last on the list, and I’ve had an incredibly long day scrying into the stars and summoning glimpses of the future, I could easily schtick you here and tell you to read the above star sign. But I’m not that cruel. Not all the time. Instead I’ll just waffle until it peters out and appears as though I have nothing more to say, which thankfully is the case. Oh my God! What’s that!?! Over your shoulder!?! Look…!?!!
Beau de Vine
