Everyone’s favourite bearded drag songstress Conchita Wurst has returned with a new video.

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‘Heroes’ is Wurst’s first single since winning the 2014 Eurovision song contest in May

In artistic black and white, Wurst channels the Madonna (religious Madonna, not singer Madonna) cradling a small blonde boy and wearing a halo-like headpiece. There’s a lot of weird masks, conservative-looking dudes (one of whom bears a strong resemblance to Vladimir Putin) guns falling out of the sky, and bullets landing in milk.

What does it all mean? Is it a message against discrimination and violence? Is Conchita Wurst some kind of celestial dairy goddess?

It’s too early on a Monday morning to tell.