If what you wanted for Christmas was a carol from the American Apparel Ad Girls, it looks like your gift came early!

Bombshells Alaska Thunderf*ck, Willam Belli and Australia’s own Courtney Act have returned with another musical offering.

‘Dear Santa, Bring Me a Man’ has everything a yuletide music video needs: ugly sweaters, snow, shirtless dudes in Santa hats and mum-hair realness courtesy of Alaska.There’s a notable cameo from recently out ‘Mean Girls’ actor Daniel Franceze, who seems to functioning fine and is sporting a mean beard. The whole shebang is rounded off with a sneaky jibe at a Drag Race Season 6 Queen and Courtney shamelessly hogs all the high notes.

Now that they’re building their music repertoire- are the American Apparel Ad Girls the new DWV? Will they be releasing a Christmas album? What’s Vicky Vox up to nowadays? Where can I find a red tinsel jumpsuit like Courtney’s? What does it all mean?

Perhaps time will tell. Until then, let ‘Dear Santa, Bring Me a Man’, which is sure to be a singleton Christmas carol for the ages, make your yuletide gay.

Sophie Joske