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HORROR-SCOPES – December 2011

ARIES (MAR 21 – APR 19) Jingle bells, Christmas smells, New Years' so far away! Yes, you have a whole silly season to get through...

Horror-scopes November 2011

ARIES (MAR 21 – APR 19) Relationship status says 'no'. Sucks to be you. Maybe that's because you should work to make yourself a bit...

Hor[r]orscopes – October 2011

ARIES (MAR 21 – APR 19) Oh the horror. You are cut like a really good story from a newspaper. But there's no point being...

Horror-scopes – September 2011

ARIES (MAR 21 – APR 19) You'll be red like the sole of a Christian Louboutin bootie this month. Don't expect a red soul to...

HORROR-SCOPES #121

ARIES (MAR 21 – APR 19) Who rule the world? Girls… clearly. And this month if you aren't a girl you have no chance of...

Horror-scopes July 2011

ARIES (MAR 21 – APR 19) Oh the horror. It may not be Friday, Friday, Friday, but it's certainly turning into an auto-tune nightmare. Your...

HORROR-SCOPES #118

ARIES You are breaking the budget. The budget was your friend, but now that you're breaking it, you've been deleted from its friend list. Don't...

HORROR-SCOPES #117

ARIES This month you shall encounter a fabulous critical mass. At first they will look questioningly at your shoes, possibly tut audibly and shake their...

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