@Wil_Anderson              
Has Justin Bieber said that he thinks Black Caviar would be a Belieber yet?

Bets down on how long it takes. Pun intended.

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@Wil_Anderson              
Shakira’s ex-boyfriend sues for $250m. Plans to call her hips as expert witness…

LOL – We had to put in a second one from Wil, you witty man.

@JoelCreasey                
Parents are in town. Just asked if they’d like to come to my show tonight. Them: “No thanks, we have tickets for Margaret Cho”. Um, ok.

HAHA. That is rough, but we understand your parent’s decision.

@ladygaga                     
So many bouquets, chocolates, cupcakes  champagne and gifts I feel like a princess. Thank you for all your birthday wishes, I’m so lucky. 

Happy Birthday, Mother Monster!

@KarlPilkinquote           
I remember once I went to bed and I was so happy I laughed myself to sleep #karlpilkington  

Isn’t that nice!

@frankieboyle                
Bieber was a millionaire at 17 of course he acts badly; not going to be an enormous shock when he turns into a transsexual antiques expert.

We’ll take another joke about Bieber.

@RuPaul                         
I’m blown away by the thousands who sent auditions for @RuPaulsDragRace 6! So many talented queens! #Gagging. 

We’re so excited for season 6!

@SteecameronJuss       
“Please let the Russian flying trapeze team at OvO know that if they would like to gang bang me I’m completely fine with it!” #circuslife 

#youandusboth

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