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Malarkey Molasses Baudelaire, the 15th

Ordinarily, Malarkey Molasses Baudelaire the 15th would be an incredibly long name for a cat… unless that cat is owned by a writer. And if that writer happens to be OUTinPerth’s Scott-Patrick Mitchell… well, he has an incredibly active imagination, one which seems to apply to his beautiful black boy cat, Malarkey.

‘Sometime ago I wrote a story called The Chaochamber which featured a lot of magical black cats. Malarkey was the lead character. I simply recreated him in real life,’ explained Mitchell.

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And Malarkey sure is loveable. Part poser (just like his father), Malarkey’s real charm is the fact that having been raised in such a loving environment, he just loves to cuddle. The moment he’s scooped up he flops just like a Ragdoll Cat, even though he’s pure mog. A talkative little critter, Malarkey is happy to maul and drawl for anything, from food to love to simply being able. He’s also happy to play dress-ups or pose for an impromptu photo shoot.

‘I love fashion,’ confided Mitchell, ‘and the most extravagant thing I have done for Malarkey is make him a series of kitty couture collars.’

Edwardian, evening wear, pirate or dirty fluoro electro – you name the occasion, Malarkey has a collar to match it.

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